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1. (Nintendo) (2270↑, 283↓)
A still-successful 100+ year old game company which once specialized in making card games. It started making video games in the 1970s and created a still-popular mascot called [Mario]. The company has been, and still is the console company to go to of you want quality games that last.

Nintendo is the proud owner of [the Last Great Console], known as the Super NES.

2. (Nintendo) (1359↑, 298↓)
A games company that is supposedly always "doomed", despite the fact that they make hundreds of millions of dollars every year.

"Nintendo is doomed\!"

3. (Nintendo) (1511↑, 462↓)
Cares about games, and the people who play them. Not about how 1337 the graphics card is, or how many celebrities they can pay to stand around and act like they enjoy they're products. I've talked to Xbox and PS2 fans, and all they can talk about is how its compatible with all this other shit that no one really needs, and how the grapics are so damn cool. Well do better graphics make the game more fun? Does better graphics make GTA San Andreas or Halo less mindless and demeaning? Show me any new xbox 360 or PS3 games that can rival Super Smash Brothers, or Super Mario 64, or Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The short answer is none of them. Not to mention the cost difference. I'm buying a game console, not a computer/dvd player/ipod. Im sorry if you disagree, but good graphics and mindless violence do not a good game make.

I can play Super Mario 64 for hours without worrying about my sanity, or whether I'm going to be scarred for life by something horrible. Can't say the same for GTA SA.

4. (nintendo) (797↑, 207↓)
The only good thing that has come out of intellegent life.

Nintendo id the best thing in the world.

5. (Nintendo) (867↑, 340↓)
Cool, awesome, radical, new, innovative, different

"Dude, that new band is so nintendo"

6. (Nintendo) (616↑, 145↓)
A fantastic video game company overlooked because of the waining intellect of the average American gamer, although it's still very popular in it's native Japan. Without them, the modern day video company would be in a dead end due to the arcade crash of the 1980's. Console History: Nintendo reinvigorated the market with the very successful Nintendo Entertainment System released in 1985; it's Japanese counterpart, the Famicom, was also very successful. Nintendo continued this success with the release of the Super Famicom in Japan and the Super NES in America and Europe. Although it faced stiff competition from the rival Sega's Genesis console, it was largely more successful with original games such as the Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past, Star Fox, Donkey Kong Country, and the ever famous Mario series. The Nintendo 64, originally called project reality or Ultra 64, was released in 1996, A year later than Sony's Playstation. The N64 sported alot of popular and high-grossing games, from original titles licensed by Nintendo like Super Mario 64 and the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, to third party hits such as Banjo-Kazooie and Goldeneye 64. Alot of games on the N64 were considered to be top notch and have gain recognition from critics and fans alike. The most noticeable games on the N64 were Super Mario 64 due to it's revolutionary breakthrough into a fully rendered 3D environment and the use of an innovative camera system, the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time due to its remarkable targeting system and fantastic horseback riding system, and Goldeneye 64 due to its stupendous first person controls that lead the way for all first person shooters in the years to come. After the release of the Playstation 2 a year earlier and the downfall of Sega's Dreamcast in the new millenium, the Nintendo Gamecube was released; shortly after Microsoft's attempt at video game consoles, the XBox, came in to view. Although the PS2 and the XBox were more successful financial wise to Gamecube, Nintendo stil managed to survive with some hit titles such as Metroid Prime, Resident Evil 4, Viewtiful Joe, and the Mario series. The most anticipated game in the Gamecube's lifetime is without a doubt the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, which is being praised for its vivid graphics that look as if they were on a next generation console and the ability to fight enemies on horseback. Twilight Princess is also being called Nintendo's Halo, which is a game that people went crazt over even though it looks like an average First Person Shooter, nowhere near Metroid Prime, and has the qualities to match. Nintendo is in tip-top shape with the upcoming release of the Revolution, which has access to 20+ years of downloadable Nintendo games and a mysterious controller, recently called the big gun in a interview with Miyamoto (creator of the Mario, Zelda, and F-Zero series), which is rumored to have everything from gizmos that can change the controllers temperature, a gyroscope, and a touch screen. Sony and Microsoft are also unleashing their next generation comsoles in the next couple of months, the Playstation 3 and the XBox 360. The most unpopular of the next gen consoles is the XBox 360 for its lack of innovation. Handheld: COmbining the success of the NES and the Game & Watch handheld system, Nitendo product designer Gunpei Yokoi developed the Game Boy, which is one of the most successful handhelds ever. It has spawned countless incarnations including the Color and Advance versions. Along side its one-screened advanced counterpart, the Nintendo DS is currently dominating the Japanese market with it's library of original titles, unlike its rival the PSP which has mostly ported titles. The Nintendo DS is doing fairly in the North American market with its loyal fanbase and casual gamers, 12 Nintendo DS systems were recently brought along on a expedition to the summit of Mount Everest because of the systems communication features. All of the consoles were reported to be working fine even in record low temperatures, that leaves the question of how the PSP would fair in cold weather, it's console counterpart the PS2 isn't that sturdy of a console so that question is most likely leaning to NO.

Everyone would be screwed without Nintendo, and quite frankly, are screwing themselves with blind purchases of poor quality Microsoft and/or Sony games.

Author: Sensible Thinker http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1409591
7. (nintendo) (551↑, 157↓)
Great game company that makes bright fast-paced game featuring: Mario, Luigi, Fox, Link, and Samus. They invented the game boy, and after that other gaem companies copied them (Sega, NeoGeo, other assorted japanse companies) but failed. the game boy is still being made today. Alos made pokemon games, but they made up for it.

I just got the new Mario Kart for Gamecube\!\!\!

Author: only$19.99,less s+h http://nintendo.urbanup.com/413102
8. (nintendo) (190↑, 43↓)
Roughly translated, "Leave it to heaven." A large gaming corporation, that is over 100 years old. In the past highly respected by all gamers, now sometimes ridiculed. Falsly excused of making "kiddie games" or "kid only games," when the only child like games Nintendo produces are Pokemon and possibly Kirby. The "kiddie game" rumor started in the early 90s when Sega advertised a commerical stating their version of Mortal Kombat featured blood as opposed to the SNES version. Sega stated, "that we may make games that Ninendo won't." When actually, Acclaim (I believe) didn't decide to add blood until they remade Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis. Sony expanded on this rumor in 1996 to trick a large majority of the public. For someone reason the public believes everything that they hear on tv, instead of doing their own research.

"That's so 8-Bit" "Know your roots" "Enough with the bling, bling\! I perfer old skool." All of the above refer to the original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES).

9. (Nintendo) (196↑, 87↓)
A: The games company that created Mario, Donkey Kong, invented the Shoulder Button, D-Pad and bought the world pokémon...sadly. A games company who are often underestimated due to the idiocy of there central fanbase, and stereotyped due to the idiocy of rival fanbases. The company are still making games today, and are often overlooked due to a different and refreshing approach. Although they are prefered by some gamers for there innovation, who's willingness to take risks instead of churning out numerous near identical updates to once successfull games (see:[EA]) is often overlooked by the now saturated games industry. The fans of Nintendo are often critisized for there single viewed devotion to Nintendo, which is true of many of them, who, confused by the superiority of the N64 still can't see that even though they have been devoted fans of nintendo for the majority of there natural lives, that other games machines exist to, (see:[sonyroolz]for this in reverse) and that nintendo are currently screwing there loyal fans by forcing them to buy Game Boys and other needless apparels just to play there most "Innovative" games. B: A Japanese saying translating to "It's In The Hands Of The Gods Now"

A: 1: Nintendo are 7h3 |\nintendo0\>\<0|\nintendo5 because I wish it was still 1998. 2: Nintendo are crap because I am as single minded in my devotion to sony/x-box as I say their fans are to them. 3: Nintendo are a games company who are prefered by some people, and not by others. 4: Nintendo stole all there ideas for metroid from Halo, which I play online due to the Origonal Nintendo's modem setting precident back in 1986, whilst using my joypad the size of a housebrick which has analogue technology, shoulder buttons and a layout/colour scheme stolen from a 14 year old nintendo console. 5: Nintendo, Sony and X-box are part of the console wars, a futile war between people who can't quite grasp the concept that no company is 100% infallible and needing reconpence for there own failing existance. B: 1: Regardless of people arguing about pathetic little preferences, Nintendo.

10. (Nintendo) (97↑, 25↓)
A Japanese company that pulled videogaming out of the gutter in the mid 80's, with quality, innovative, original games. Had a virtual monopoly in the late 80s and early 90s. Has lost marketshare more recently to Sony and Microsoft due to a series of mistakes and a "kiddy" image, which is hard to shake. One mistake was deciding to use carts intstead of CDs with the n64, which made sense at the time (faster load times), but in hindsight, seems idiotic. Still popular with retro gamers, non-gamers, females, and younger gamers, although there really isn't much coming out on the GC at this point in time. Most of the developers have jumped ship, and Nintendo is focusing more on its handhelds. Nintendo still manages to turn a profit however due to cost effective hardware, unlike its competitors who see huge losses before any return.

-Consoles include the NES, SNES, N64, GC; handhelds: GB, VB, GBC, GBA, DS -franchises: Metroid, Mario, Donkey Kong, Starfox; many franchises that are now on other consoles were originally Nintendo games- Perfect Dark, Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Metal Gear, etc

11. (Nintendo) (83↑, 27↓)
Nintendo is a video game company that has been around for about 107 or more years and started out as a card company with their "Hanafunda" cards in 1889. They managed to become Japan's biggest playing card company. In 1969-82, Nintendo began making toys then later on went into arcades. Druing this year range Shigeru Miyamoto joined Nintendo and made Radar Scope (Arcade) which wasn't as big a hit as his second game Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was Nintendo's very first hit. Mario's first appearance was also in Donkey Kong only Mario was a Carpenter named Jumpman at the time. Nintendo also began making the Famicon (NES) in this time era. Then in the year range of 1983-1989 Nintendo nearly had complete control of the gaming industry with the Famicon (NES). 1990-1997, Sega enters the picture with the Genises (Mega Drive) and competition in the gaming industry begins to rise. Nintendo also released the SNES (super Famicon). Then later on in this era, Nintendo released the Nintendo 64, after Sony had the Playstation and Sega had the Saturn already released. In the 1998-2005 (And early 06') era, Nintendo went handheld with GB, then soon after GBC and GBP. Then Nintendo advanced their handhelds with GBA, and now with the Nintendo DS (Has nothing to do with GBA dispite it's playback with GBA cartridges) and Sony's competing PSP. Home console wise, Sony had the PS2, Sega had Dreamcast which didn't last for long, and Microsoft entered the picture with Xbox and Nintendo came out with the GameCube which was aimed at younger audiences to expand the gamer limit. Though the GameCube did have many Mature rated titles it was aimed mainly toward children and teens alike. Now Sony is currently in works on PS3 and Microsoft has already launched the Xbox360, while Nintendo will come in last with the Nintendo Revolution which will also be the cheapest of the Next Generation home consoles. Other Nintendo notes: Nintendo attempted to make a Taxi and Love Hotel but failed. Nintendo also made a vaccum. Nintendo also invented most of the features we use today, such as: Shoulder buttons, rumble/vibration, wireless controller, D-pad, handheld playback, and many many more features. (Note: Do not give Nintendo credit for built in lights on the handhelds, for Sega was first to use this technology.

Fanboys must bash Nintendo out of jealousy huh?

Author: JSWP (A.K.A. Viper) http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1574600
12. (Nintendo) (61↑, 20↓)
Also known as: The Way of Heavenly Duty A religion native to Japan. Characterized by iconic figures such as [Mario], [Samus], [Link], etc. The main preacher of Nintendo is Shigeru Miyamoto, a.k.a. [Kami]-sama. Worshipers are frequently found using odd electronic devices (religious ritual?). Hostile Opponents: [Sony], [Microsoft] Number of Followers: Millions

Nintendo "games": The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros., Kirby, Pokemon, etc.

Author: L33t N1nj4 Boris http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1783129
13. (Nintendo) (77↑, 45↓)
Only insulted by those who dont understand their history, innovation or excellence, Nintendo is making a comback in the present time (2006). They started out as a japenses card maing company 100 yrs ago, asd ar enow one of the three giants of trhe gaming world. The predjudice against them are mainly they are a kiddy console or that they arnt very good. THis is rubbish. Nintendo are beating Microsoft and in some cxases Sony in the he gaming market. THis is coming from a SOLELY gaming compmany going head to head against HUGE corperations, with extra-curiccular money spinners. Nintendo will endure and release the best games. Fact. Nintendo have never ripped off. This is impossible, as 90% of the games people claimed to have been "ripped off" have been made AFTER the nintendo ones. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT\! Nintendo are quaality over quantity and any arguemtn against them will be won. Nintendo invented 90% of the technology and inovations in todays gaming market. We take on allcomers. Fact.

Microsoft: haha look at our new wireless joypad with a d-pad and everything\!\!\! OMG why are you ripping of Halo with Goldeneye and Metriod?? Nintendo: *sigh*

14. (Nintendo) (76↑, 48↓)
Innovation and mother of the gaming industry

D-pad Two player gaming four player gaming Internet gaming (satellaview) Light gun (zapper) Shoulder buttons (L and R) 3d\! (mario 64) rumble pak ANALOGUE touch screen gaming Mic (speak or blow in to DS) and they sold 1.5 million units of a game that you can only play for 10 mins a day\! (brain training series) NINTENDO REVOLUTION\! - controller that defies what you think of as an imput device for games, set to make the mouse seem 'old hat' and completey outsell the PS3 and 360 as the DS is smahing the PSP in the face.

15. (Nintendo) (27↑, 2↓)
A video game company that used to make toys and other products. They make great games and they're my personal favorite company. Unfortunately, idiots hate Nintendo, because if a little kid can enjoy Mario or Zelda, that must mean Nintendo is kiddy, right? Well fuck you, Nintendo is awesome.

Idiot: Hi, I hate Nintendo because they're all kiddy and the are t3h suck\! Me: Shut the hell up. You go play your shitty ass Madden games while I enjoy a game of The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past.

16. (Nintendo) (52↑, 28↓)
To parents: [Nintendo] is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?" You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-" Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid\! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and you only come out when you're hungry enough to eat\! And then you vanish back to your bedroom\! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..." You: "......OH you BITCH\! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..." Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...\! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit\!" Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?" You: "....OOOOOH\! YEAH, BITCH\! TEABAG\!" Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..." Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room." You: "........" Mom: "Clean up your damn room\!"

Author: HarvesterOfSorrow http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1917671
17. (Nintendo) (24↑, 4↓)
Nintendo is a 100 year-old video game company that owns every time it makes a game. it has been very popular in the 1980's and just got more popular over the years. However, recently, it has come under fire from stupid ps3/Xbox fanboys who don't know what the hell a GOOD game is anymore. Nintendo CARES deeply about its fans, and uses mascots such as Mario, Kirby, and Link to captivate millions.

XBOX Fanboy: WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HALO\!\!?? IT'S SUPER COOL\! You: Um. No thanks... I'll just play Super Mario Galaxy. PS3 Fanboy: But those games suck. a 5 year old could beat them\! You: FYI, Nintendo's been around even BEFORE your stupid little grill. And the XBOX is just some D-Level sex machine. The only company worthy of challenging Nintendo was SEGA, and they actually PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT\!

18. (Nintendo) (30↑, 10↓)
A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.

Parent: When I was your age, I played outside\! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day\! Child: Dad, please. This is a [PS3].

19. (nintendo) (64↑, 48↓)
Possibly one of the greatest Gaming co. of all time. Kicks Sony and Xbox's butts. They're the only PURE gaming company. (Sega was too, but they dont make systems anymore.)So many haters say Nintendo is a company for kids, but im 13 (not a good example) and still play Pokemon(occasionally), Mario (Can't stop playing) , and as a matter of fact, I refuse to Play an XBox, and use my bro's PS2 for a DVD player\! They lead the Gaming industry in innovations.

PS2 guy- Our new Game system has internet acess, Online gameplay, and not to mention the MOST games produced\! XBox guy- We suck, we all know it. Nintendo- We have all that PS2 crap too, but our games are a heck of alot better.

20. (Nintendo) (17↑, 4↓)
What a jerkface would call "homosexual" or for "kiddies", is really a real company with many fun and rather educational games. Get over the fact that it doesn't make games to satisfy your bloodthirstiness or need to play a game you can masturbate to. Nintendo is the father of video gaming, why don't you just LIVE WITH IT.

Nintendo is fun, educational, and a great thing to do when you have spare time.

21. (Nintendo) (61↑, 48↓)
what oldies refer to as video games because they don't know of the xBox, PlayStation or Gamecube

Father: Aren't you too old to play Nintendo? Kid: I'm playing xBox.

22. (nintendo) (15↑, 4↓)
Kick ass videogame company. Saved the industry in the 1980s, went downhill since, yet still are more profitable than any other videogame company (Yes, they make more $ than Sony does, because they actually make their own games. Today many jerkoffs knock Nintendo citing that their games are "kiddy" These are the same kinds of idiots that buy the Playboy videogame and think they're cool and mature because they only play games with blood and guts. A videogame is good if it is fun, and Nintendo doesn't need to rely on shock value, a la GTA, to make good games.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made ever.

23. (Nintendo) (10↑, 0↓)
Video games that i had. Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii. Wait, dont forget my Gameboy\!

Jim: Wanna play my Wii? Bob: Yes\! Bill: YES\! Tom: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS\! Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii* Jim: 1st place\! Bob: Right behind you\! *uses koopa shell on jim* Jim: DAD GUMMIT\! Bill: 2nd place\! Tom: DAD GUMMIT\! 12TH PLACE\! Wii: can you just STFU and play the game\!? Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.

24. (nintendo) (16↑, 6↓)
a cool gaming company. Everyone loves all the fanboy shit games with blood and violence and "wicked" graphics, but really nintendo is a better gaming company. They feature really cool systems and are really creative in designing games-who woulda thought of super mario bros. and all those coool little guys in a wierd world called nintendoland? I mean, c'mon its cool\!

Nintendo is fun and not scary

25. (Nintendo) (19↑, 10↓)
Nintendo, the company made famous for the NES (Nintendo Entertainment system) and the SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment system) was originally a card game manufacturing company, which became popular in Japan. They later became a video game manufacturing company. Their first consoles were a series of "Color T.V. Games." Then created the NES. Which was popular for the Super Mario Bros. game, which the main character, Mario, set a staple for Nintendo. The SNES came along, followed by the Nintendo 64. Until 2001, the GameCube came, and Nintendo was presumably put into Third Place in the [Console Wars] (see article for details) and lost the 2001-2004 Console race. Then, in 2004, Nintendo released a new, portable, gaming device, The Nintendo DS (dual screen.) When 2006 rolled along, Nintendo revealed their new console, the Nintendo Wii. Using motion sensing technology, it inspired many to get off their couches and actually feel as if they were inside of the game.

"Nintendo was one of the first companies to make a video gaming console."

26. (Nintendo) (14↑, 5↓)
Without a doubt, THE greatest game console ever created. Period. 8-bit for life.

Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Duck Hunt, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Metal Gear,Gauntlet, Mega Man, Contra, Bionic Commando... The list just goes on.

27. (Nintendo) (31↑, 23↓)
Nintendo, made popular by the original NES, rivals Sony and Microsoft as the biggest game giant. They actually care about their gamers and the games they're making, rather than just publication. Some of their mascots include: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, etc.. Their systems are the [NES], [SNES], [Nintendo 64], [GameCube], and their newest one, the famous [Wii]. This new machine is very interactive, especially due to it's controller, the WiiMote, and also this machine allows free [Wi-Fi]. Nintendo is often criticized by other video game fanboys and companies for having only kiddie games. Well kiddie games aren't so bad, and their game Resident Evil 4 is definitely NOT a kiddie game. Especially with the chainsaw man, Dr. Salvador...

Wade: Hahahaha your gay Nintendo Wii sucks ass\! Liam: Yeah, and I'm sure your George Forman Grill ripoff [PS3] and that homosexual carboard box [XBOX 360] that you own are way better. Dipshit. Wade: ...*crys*

Author: The random jerk http://nintendo.urbanup.com/2482081
28. (Nintendo) (24↑, 16↓)
A long running video game company since the late 80's

Nintendo sure is a successful gaming company

Author: neard2000 from youtube http://nintendo.urbanup.com/2361972
29. (nintendo) (27↑, 20↓)
Slang for any box connected to a tv to play games.

Kid A: Hey lets go play nintendo... Kid B: Yeah deathmatch halo maing..

Author: steven hilton iv http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1913222
30. (Nintendo) (6↑, 1↓)
Generic term used by someone who has no knowledge of gaming to refer to any gaming console, video game, or game-related device.

Girl: Stop playing your stupid Nintendo\! Boy: Girl, this is Halo...

31. (Nintendo) (33↑, 28↓)
Best video game company out there. Creators of thriving game series such as Mario, The Legend of Zelda and Metroid. Twilight Princess for the Wii really beats Halo 2/GoW because of the gameplay. Sure, GoW and Halo 2 have better graphics, but they have to be the most repetitive games, and must require the least amount of skill out there. Twilight Princess has decent graphics, but its gameplay is simply amazing. You have several different dungeons and bosses to face off against, several different items to beat these bosses, and several different mini-quests to aide you in completing the game. The game requires a lot of dedication, and requires focus to complete. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption is going to set the bar for Halo 3. Halo 3, which will probably be as generic of a shooter as Halo: CE and Halo 2, will only have good graphics. Not to mention that the idea of buying a small Master Chief helmet is simply retarded. Metroid Corruption will have great graphics, excellent gameplay, and awesome WiFi multiplayer. Not to mention, Nintendo's wifi is... FREE. You may not be able to talk to people on it (but who cares, all people do on Xbox live is complain and call other people noobs). Nintendo also creates cost-effecient games. Nintendo has created some of the greatest games of all-time. The best game has to be The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The graphics were great for it (at its time) and it had incredible game play. Halo series' gameplay, as mentioned earlier, is generic and takes no skill and concentration. Wow\! I have an assault rifle and a grenade\! I'm going to throw the grenade and blindly shoot my rifle till I run out of ammo\! z0mg\! I GOT 12 KILLS\! WOO\! The Nintendo Wii is awesome too. I recently got it a few weeks ago, and it has yet to disappoint me. The cost, a mere 250$, makes the system well worth it. The Wii ousts the 360 and the PS3 well over. One feature of the PS3, a terrible one I may add, is the fact that you cannot bring a game to someone elses house and expect to play it right away. Nooo you cannot\! It costs 2$ to play a game on someone else's PS3. The PS3's six-axis controller is the biggest rip off of the Wii's wii remote/nunchuck controller. Wii Sports, the game that comes with the Wii to teach you the usage of the controller, is decent and probably is more fun than most PS3 games. Nintendo also has other amazing systems, such as the Game Cube, Nintendo DS, N64, Gameboy Advance (SP), Gameboy (color/pocket), SNES and NES. Not one of those systems disappointed me. I own a Wii, GCN, DS, N64, GBA, SNES, and NES. All those systems have great games to back them up.

The Nintendo game company will not disappoint you with the amazing game play they provide you with on all of their consoles.

32. (nintendo) (29↑, 26↓)
1)A Japanese company originally named Marafuku (i forget the meaning), but changed to Nintendo (from an old japanes word "leave luck to heaven") before it entered the game biz. Quite possibly the greatest company in the history of the world. 2)A company that makes games often thought to be for kids. People who think that are retards. 3)The Creators of Mario, Metroid, Zelda, and other games worthy of winning the award for Greatest Game Of All Time 4)The company that is consistently getting its best ideas ripped-off by [Sony.

1) Apparently, Nintendo used to be Marafuku\! 2) nintendo hater: Nintendo's a kiddy game company. 3) some guy: I just bought the new Mario game\! other guy: That is the greatest game EVER\!\!\!\! 4) Sony recently ripped off Wii on the subject of its motion sensitive controller.

33. (Nintendo) (19↑, 19↓)
Synonymous with [fanboy]. A fantastically successful company known for bringing video games to the masses, Nintendo is home to at least attempting innovation, and despite some dissent among "hardcore" gamers that Nintendo caters to kids, tends to succeed more often than not -- if not critically, then at least commercially. Though they tend to deny it, Nintendo inarguably possesses the greatest legion of fanboys any console company has ever seen. "Character Battles" that occur on popular websites rarely see any non-Nintendo character win, despite game sales figures which would suggest other characters would win. The most popular games also tend to be Nintendo, almost all the time -- even though sales figures do not support such popularity. While sales figures of the Nintendo Wii have been staggeringly high, game quality is particularly low, especially when compared to Microsoft's XBox 360, the Sony Playstation 2, and even Nintendo's own Gamecube. Meta-review scores of Nintendo Wii games by independent websites are nearly all below-average, while, despite a general poor implementation of the WiiMote/Nunchuck control inputs, User Reviews rate them at a much higher level. The only explanation is fanboy.

When someone talks about how great something is, that has great market success, but which is, in actuality, quite mediocre: "You're so Nintendo." Translated: "You're such a fanboy."

34. (Nintendo) (4↑, 8↓)
[Nintendo] is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'. There is no known cure.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?" You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-" Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job\! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here\! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom\! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..." You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM\! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit\!" Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day\! What is this, a joke?" You: "....OOOOOH\! TEABAG\!" Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..." Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."

Author: HarvesterOfSorrow http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1920504
35. (Nintendo) (6↑, 13↓)
[Nintendo] is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'. There is no known cure.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?" You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-" Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job\! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here\! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom\! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..." You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM\! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit\!" Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day\! What is this, a joke?" You: "....OOOOOH\! TEABAG\!" Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..." Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."

Author: HarvesterOfSorrow http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1922169
36. (nintendo) (6↑, 14↓)
To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.

"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo" "Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?" "I'm desperate for a Nintendo"

37. (Nintendo) (4↑, 15↓)
To parents: [Nintendo] is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?" You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-" Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid\! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat\! And then you vanish back to your bedroom\! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..." You: "......OH you BITCH\! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..." Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...\! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit\!" Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?" You: "....OOOOOH\! YEAH, BITCH\! TEABAG\!" Mom: "WHAT?\!" You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..." Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room." You: "........" Mom: "Clean up your damn room\!"

Author: HarvesterOfSorrow http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1919712
38. (Nintendo) (6↑, 18↓)
A game company that used to be amazing, but now suck because of their cause to make games for casual gamers. They basically screwed over the hardcore gamers.

Nintendo used to be great. Now they suck. :(

39. (nintendo) (6↑, 19↓)
a gaming company whose most relatable aspect is its similarity to "the heifer that never learned." The cow that doesn't seem to get the concept of Electric fence, and no matter how many times it walks smack into it, never understands that that shock came as a direct result of the fence.

donate to the "teach nintendo to advertise" fund.

40. (nintendo) (39↑, 53↓)
nintendo used to be " the shit ". with games such as Duck Hunt and Super Mario. Nintendo was replaced with crap such as X BOX and PS1 and PS2.

Get the hell off your nintendo and go make some friends\!

41. (Nintendo) (1↑, 20↓)
means "i dont understand" in spanish but mainly created for latino gamers. used when u dont understand someone's trash talking when playing online. this is for latinos not other races(like white people)

Jorge- "dude last night i was kicking this german guys ass on COD4 and he started talking shit. i didnt nintendo him through the whole game."

Author: your can of whoop ass http://nintendo.urbanup.com/3312483
42. (Nintendo) (8↑, 27↓)
Simply slang for marijuana or "weed", originating from the fairly new Nintendo Wii Console and its remarkable similar pronunciation to "Weed" if stretched out. Hence the phrases "Buy Some Nintendo", "Smoke Some 'Tendo", "Play Some Wii". Substitute "Best Buy", "Circuit City", or some other electronics store for your dealer, and "games" for grams and you're in.

"Hey man, wanna go to Best Buy and get a Wii?" "How much Nintendo you wanna play?" "I don't know, 2 or 3 games should be enough."

43. (Nintendo) (1↑, 30↓)
In baseball, to strike a batter out in three pitches.

"A-rod just got nintendoed by Papelbon\!"

44. (nintendo) (7↑, 37↓)
A gaming company that does nothing but make the same games over and over again but with differant graphics. After the release of the Gamecube everything went downhill until the Wii which is slightly better because of the differant styles of playing any of the games.

Guy 1: "Hey what are you doing later?" Guy 2: "Gonna kick back and play some Super Smash Bros Melee on my Nintendo Gamecube." Guy 1: "What is that like the 30th Super Smash Bros game released?" Guy 2: "32nd actually." Guy 1: "Lame."

45. (Nintendo) (21↑, 52↓)
This company started out with the best stuff. the NES, and then the SNES, were among the best. However, since the competition from companies such as Sony and Microsoft, they have not been faring so well. At the turn of the 2nd generation of videogaming, it was seen that games were converting from cartridges to dics, and that the dataspace available would be remarkably higher in comparison to the previous generation. With this came potential for extremely advanced graphics (compared to the 8bit days of yore) online capabilities, more advanced gameplay, and not to mention longer games. But... Nintendo came in "last place" in the second generation console war for a few reasons: The concept of more realistic graphics appealed to many and was a new hype, and Nintendo's Gamecube did not have the capacity to play games with this level, nor did its discs. Its controller was also a turn off to the crowds, and the more dynamic controllers of the Xbox and the PS2 won over. Also, the revolutionary online techniques and community of Mircosoft was not to be outdone by anybody, and the Nintendo lost even more ground. Nintendo also had another problem, aside from hardware issues. It's games. The concepts of the games were immediately aged, and Mario, Zelda, Kirby, and the like were all covered with a layer of dust. Brand new series and game makers were sucked in to the advanced systems and made most of the successful market of games. Games such as the Halo series, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Jax & Daxter, and many more were a new sight for everybody. The old games were not able to shine because most people were thinking "been there done that" and Nintendo's newer versions of previous titles were left in the dust. Then they had a second shot in the 3rd generation... The Nintendo Wii was the cheapest system at launch and had brought back an old trick-motion sensing. Althought thie was originally developed by Sony, Nintendo claimed it was revolutionary. This worked for several reasons: Most of the gaming market is made up of minors, (under 18), and most had not heard of the old controller from Pelican for the PS1. As for those who did know, you could say that nobody bothered with a publicly announced lawsuit (up till December 2006, as that was when this review was written). Now once again, the concept of gaming graphics displayed in 1080p (the best for the 3rd gen on PS3), many people dreamt of that quality of gaming. However, Nintendo was (once again) not concerned with graphics. Their motion sensing controller appealed more to kids who didn't care about HD, and it was artificially "new". there was also another reason it succeeded at the start: it's price. With the cost of the Wii starting at around $250, it was by far the cheapest console, with the twist of a motion sensing controller. However... The PS3 was the most saught after, seeing as people lined up for up to a week to get it, and all sold out almost immdetiately. The Xbox 360 had come out a year before and had a headstart, but the Wii was hot on it's heals. However, this is mostly because of the controller concepts and low cost. It's not all fun and games for the Wii buyers. Their controller relied mostly upon motion sensing, and had very few buttons. this was great for things such as sword fighting, bowling, and other stationary activities, but it greatly limited the rest of the functions. FPS, RPG and some other genres that involved platforming were restricted and were extremely hard to incorperate with the Wii controller. It also limited those who did not want to have to rely on physical accuracy to beat games or even play them. Nintendo will have to improve their graphics, get new games, improve their game quantities, get a legit online community, and make a dynamic controller to win the 4th gen...if they can.

Nintendo was doing great until graphics and game content became an issue

46. (nintendo) (9↑, 42↓)
1) A videogame consol company that has been around since the 1980's with Maro as the mascot. 2) A slang term for urinating (or taking a leak) it comes frm the latest (2006) Nintendo consol being called the Nintendo Wii. Wii is said the same as Wee which is another name for taking a slash.

1) Gamer "Wow nintendo have just released a nee consol." 2) Man "Dude, I just took a wicked Nintendo"

47. (Nintendo) (6↑, 44↓)
Video game company that used to make good games a billion years ago. Nowadays their games are strictly "baby games". If anyone over the age of 10(that's 10 months, not years) is caught playing nintendo games they are usually beaten to death with a blunt object. It's okay though, they deserved it.

Billy- "Hey Greg, wanna go play Wii at my house?" Greg- "Wii isn't that Nintendo?" Billy- "Yeah, so?" Greg- "So Nintendo games are for babies." Billy- "But I LIKE Nintendo games." \nintendoGreg smashes a PS2 over Billy's head and calls him a douche, people around them begin to cheer.\nintendo

Author: NintendoJabsPoo http://nintendo.urbanup.com/3212007
48. (nintendo) (49↑, 105↓)
The Disney of video games.

Nintendo's a great gaming system even though their products are geared for children, but that doesn't mean I won't play them\!

49. (Nintendo) (72↑, 132↓)
The only good thing to ever come out of Japan.

Ping Pong: "Nintendo ching chong chow."

50. (Nintendo) (21↑, 97↓)
1.A Gay-ass game company who only has one game a teen would like,"[Gears of War]" 2.A Gay-ass game company who made a device that was desined to hert people and brake glass and TVs,otherwise known as the "[Wii]"

1.Wow,Nintendo is gay... 2.God damn it\!My stupid Wii broke my TV\!

51. (Nintendo) (92↑, 285↓)
A company which, while having fallen on hard times recently resorting to churning out Pokemon and other childish games to survive, must be respected for dragging the video game industry out of a freefall in the mid-80s.

Nintendo kind of sucks now, but thank God they were there in 1985.

Author: Mr_MoJo_Risin777 http://nintendo.urbanup.com/118098
52. (Nintendo) (60↑, 267↓)
Crappiest shit company ever. Makers of what may quite possibly be the worst fucking games ever. And Rush8192, you won't have to worry about your sanity if you are over the age of 10, you stupid fucking cunt.

Nintendo sucks huge donkey dick. P.S. Rush8192 is a stupid 8-year old fucking retard that needs to stop wanking off to pictures of Princess Peach.

Author: Rush8192 is a cunt http://nintendo.urbanup.com/1816990
53. (nintendo) (227↑, 545↓)
A fricken homosexual gameing console that's producers suck ass and is now referred to as the "kiddy console"

1:Nintendo R0x0rz\!\!\!\! 2: get a real console shazbot\!

54. (Nintendo) (138↑, 463↓)
A once respectable gaming console company in the mid-80's to early 90's... It has now fallen to a shameful level of using desperate capitalist measures, including cheaply made merchandise (eg: [Pokemon]), and releasing games that are high in graphic and low in storyline/maturity. It's mascot is [Mario], a stereotype Italian who fights enemies often named after racial slurs for Italians. (eg: [goomba]s) The oldschool Nintendo generation has grown up, and it's fanbase now consists of [fanboy]s whom are too young to ploy their parents into buying a [Playstation 2 (PS2)] with [GTA]3, or a high end computer capable of playing [Battlefield 1942] or even [Quake].

Nintendork: "Wow, Metroid Prime with it's cheesy alien-zapping HalfLife ripoff game play and tedious backtracking is awesome\! And it's the long awaited sequal to a l33t game that was a hit before I was even born\! This is obviously the best game ever made\! Common Sense Gamer: Shut the hell up and pick up a copy of [Starcraft] or [Battlefield 1942] if you want good gaming.

55. (Nintendo) (86↑, 488↓)
A once respectable software company, now makes childrens games for children. Still stuck to the simple idea of only playing games on a system, when Sony and Microsoft both have DVD and Internet capablities along with great gaming.

nintendo blows now

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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